Life gets a little fun again when you remember how much of a faggot you are
: - )

Gangsta grizz-ills.

Holy hplyrikz ass shit.
I haven’t posted since last year hahaha

Wuddup, bitches.
Gangsta rap, NiiiGga.

How can I put this lightly?

In the words of Abraham Lincoln:

“FUCK YOU." 

There are loud ass people in my apartment building who sound like they’re plotting a terrorist attack through a megaphone

Are they trying to recreate 9/11 on 7/11 uGh b3 or!g1n@L

Damn terrorist hypebeasts. I bet they’ll drop The Hundreds bomb logos on buildings because they wanna do it with “$wAq.”

Stevie Wonder concert got cancelled

I want to pee on everything that his booking agency loves

Except Stevie Wonder because he iz da air dat I breeth

There are these 2 ginger kids that live on the same floor as me and they’re always yelling at each other and making each other cry

The little sister’s always eyeing me out and whispering things about me 

She’s scary as shit with her little tricycle that she stops riding as soon as she sees me

IZ u DA DEVIl MAY Da POWeR oF ChrIst ComPel u 

Are all ginger kids angry like this

Is it because you have no soul

Or because you look like Lindsay Lohan’s fire crotch with legs and arms

Why do I not know how to act around attractive people

Do I yell I love you and I want your babies or does that scare them away because I keep doing that 

I saw a beautiful man on the bus and I thought “hey can I have your sperm” but then when he opened his mouth it sounded like a million feminine angels were singing at once

And then he strutted off the bus with more sass than a runway model

More sass than I’ll ever have

Ever

Have

Why do you have to be gay c'mon I’d grow a penis for you bbyboo